2Zombie News - Issue #9
PROMOTIONAL INFORMATIONAL BULLETIN |CCC-PR-DL003| ADVANCED COLONIZATION PROGRAM
đŞ Sandrax-66b â Your Contract with the Future!
Department of Advanced Colonization Initiatives, Cosmos Colonization Corpâ˘
đˇ BECOME ONE OF THE FIRST COLONISTS ON SANDRAX-66B!
In the very heart of galaxy Z-23X, nestled deep within the mysterious and largely unexplored Sector-9, lies a planet ready to challenge humanity â and reward it with prosperity.
At first glance: endless deserts, scorching winds, acid rains, and sandstorms capable of erasing a person from the face of the planet.
But these are exactly the kind of worlds we love â
Because where others see emptiness, Cosmos Colonization Corp⢠sees opportunity.
đŞď¸ CLIMATE â ENERGY IN MOTION
Sandstorms? We call it a natural atmospheric cleansing system.
Acid rain? The perfect excuse to test our latest dome prototypes.
Radiation? Ideal conditions to stress-test our newest exosuits.
Average temperatures range from +42°C during the day to +3°C at night.
Practically a paradise!
â˘ď¸ RADIATION STATUS
Yes, 87% of the planet is under elevated or critical radiation levels.
But the remaining 13% contains âclean pocketsâ â natural anomalies ideal for setting up bases, laboratories, and early-stage extraction modules.
Thatâs where your happy new home will be.
đ LUMIRIT â THE ENERGY OF TOMORROW
The main reason youâre here: LUMIRIT.
A rare energy-rich mineral, with record-breaking concentrations found on Sandrax-66b.
Preliminary analysis estimates that the planet holds up to 14% of all confirmed Lumirit reserves in Sector-9.
This isnât just wealth â itâs control over the future.
And weâre offering you a chance to be part of it.
(Or at least, for a part of you to be part of it.)
đ§âđ JOIN THE MISSION â IN PERSON
Cosmos Colonization Corp⢠is now recruiting for its first expedition!
Engineers, scientists, combat personnel â we want the best.
Glory, danger, and generous end-of-contract bonuses await you
(assuming bodily and/or mental integrity remains).
đ°ď¸ WANT TO SEE IT FOR YOURSELF?
Soon, youâll be able to experience every step of the Sandrax-66b mission firsthand!
Start with the free story prologue:
Where others see a wasteland â weâll build prosperity.
Sandrax-66b â the planet of the future, and itâs waiting for you.